Be Omarosa

Work for POTUS in the WH

General Kelly fires and you have HIGH QUALITY recording (with permission)

Write book full of lies (not violating NDA because lies)

Publish book and release tape

Outrage by left and right

over recording - how dare you record private WH conversations!!

over book of lies - how dare you write lies and publish it!!

Other recordings made by bad actors come to light ("James Comey better hope there's not a tape", "I have no such tapes.")

Dossier "book" of lies used for FISA warrant

B-but-but reeeeeeeeeeeee Russia, Russia, Russia

Can't have it both ways - if Omarosa should be punished so should bad actors.

Except Omarosa had permission - bad actors didn't