Let me get this straight.
There is a strong possibility that Clintons, Bushes, Obama and their bitches are the modern day Baal/Satan worshippers. Just like in the bible stories and other historical accounts they practice various forms of human sacrifice and human cannibalism. Also since Satan is very real, God is extremely real too and the western world has been hoodwinked into abandoning Christianity and into embracing all sorts of sinful behaviors and idolatry.
Haha, this is bad because it sounds like something that's been the plot of dozens and dozens of Hollywood movies. Too cliche to actually be believable as crazy as that sounds.