Fuckin CNN giving pedos directions.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/santa-cruz-del-islote/index.html

Santa Cruz isn't a traditional island retreat. There's nowhere for visitors to stay. Tourists often spend the night at the neighboring Punta Faro hotel on Múcura Island, and travel to Santa Cruz by speed boat to explore for a few hours.

It's like stepping into a Gabriel García Márquez novel. Santa Cruz features a dreamlike, innocent way of life (there are no police on the island), and the colorful houses are passed down through generations, so there are no non-native residents.

Some estimates put about 1,200 inhabitants on the tiny island that's about the size of two soccer fields. But some say the community is smaller.

Juve Nal, a sexagenarian who has lived on Santa Cruz his whole life, says it is more like 900.

"We get annoyed because the media always say the island is more crowded than it is," grumbles Nal, who seems to act as community leader, tour guide and spokesperson all rolled into one.

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No police. They are annoyed people say the island is too crowded. Sexagenarian? Odd word for someone in their sixties. Here’s the link to the hotel they casually mentioned, complete with a pedo swirl as their logo.

https://puntafaro.com/web/

We know your comms you sick fucks!

They mention a turtle conservation effort a couple times, anyone know of this being code? Seems out of place, and who the fuck cares what an island the size of two soccer fields does with their turtles?