And as a bonus, he's really evil too.
He's a fake.
Trying to look bad ass.
Instead he looks like a deranged doofus, a fucking joke
Probably got the shit kicked out of him all the time when he grew up.
Made him an easy mark for the Cabal
"That which does not kill us, makes us stronger." – Friedrich Nietzsche
Stay close to the trunk of the tree.
I've heard that many people shit their pants right before they're executed. Skippy will be one of them, I'd wager.
Suggesting for next bread title:
Should Be Properly Redone