There was a certain bank which always did their maintenance Sunday nights from 12-3am. During this time, you could withdraw up to $1000 regardless of the balance. They never publicized it because they thought it would cause a run on the bank. (This was a long time ago though.)
>pedophiles in Hollywood is totally not real, goy
Might work on the weak-minded 25-45 cat ladies reading "NBC News" online at work. Always remember that batshit feminist crazy is actually clickbait. A function of their only demographic left.