Your real beef is what? I'll wait.
I like it when folks say they think logically almost as much as I enjoy hearing "I'm a free thinker."
muh blue beam
Alder Ave
Alder Ln
Alder St
Alder View Ln
Alderwood Ln
Alderwood St
What does Alder represent? Will look.
Right found one I think which is suspicious: Clara Cornu Ln
Clara Cornu is an artist. This is what she paints - the androgynous again. Also the arch of hysteria. Masks, high heels. Color codes?
I'm thinking looking at roads named after people might turn up a few suggestive things.