Not just any Baker, Gregg. You must go through the Highest Ranking Anon. You will be disrobed with a ribbon tied around your genitals and blood (not human, just chicken or pig prolly) marked upon your flesh, after which you will swear allegiance above family and all that you hold earthly and dear to the Order, lest you be drawn and quartered and buried in the 4 directions of the wind so that no mortal man shall ever utter your name again.
Sound groovy Gregg?