Guys, I was just promoted to MajorAnon.

I have been in the 45th ShitPosting Division for the past 6 weeks. Before that, I trained in the 17th Meme Squadron.

Please inform the HeahAnon.

>>2590742

SHOOTING UP SCHOOLS IS NOT A 'DANGER TO THE COMMUNITY'???

>>2590856

Breaking: Pics emerge from Omarosa secret recordings in White House

>>2591072

We have a problem in the Schlitz Malt Liquor cellar. We are getting dangerously low, Sir, and the Anons are starting to rebel. The other officers are afraid.

>>2591097

Please leave Russia out of this.

>>2591179

You are right. Like this reality:

• record jobs

• record unemployment

• booming gdp

• housing prices are booming

The winning is too much for some.