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Sorry, I'm the Anon responsible for the latest Beanz memes.
I remarked that her face reminded me of Ron Jeremy and it took off from there.
You won't get this out of your head in a hurry…
My Dad was in the Army and some wag in his unit put a half pound or marzipan and an alarm clock in his kit bag. That raised a few eyebrows, even back in the mid-70s…
Yeah, a ticking kit bag that smelt of almonds didn't impress the Military Police too much at the time.
(For those that don't know, Nitroglycerine and Dynamite smell like almonds).
He lost a stripe for a while for that one and his nickname was 'Velcro', as his unit thought that's what his stripes were held on with!