Thank you, inspirationanon.
I don't give a fuck what you said.
But that pic has inspired to me to touch my inner artfag.
And his name is not the name given to him by the pedophile fish hat priests…
Nor was it the kike name of Josh, The Magic Jew, from Nazareth.
No.
It was Dhor Kyristyl.
He was an alien.
A shapeshifter.
If he really is your God Made Flesh…
He could shapeshift…
Riiiiiight?
If Jesus was God and God is All Powerful, then God/Jesus could Shapeshift.
Change My Mind.
Thought that was for me.
Juuuuuuust throwin' that out there.
Jesus was a shapeshifter.
Just like Lucifer was.
Form?
I'm very familiar with that hand pulling me out of The Darkness.
Asked me if I wanted to try again.
I was told I'd have half my ability, no solid memory of the past attempts, and I could never win.
I didn't care.
I have to see this through.
Turns out… the was the right answer.
And we're already in the Best Timeline Forever.
I can't win.
We can.
It's not about me.
I am but a messenger.
Pay Attention To The Message.
And Trust The Plan.
This should read familiar.
https://steemit.com/trump/@pepehukekbar/nile-green-pill-3-living-memes-made-flesh
Yea… and it hath come to pass that the Apostle Kermit was touched by The Holy Covfefe:
"Hiho, everybody! I come bearing a message from the Lord!"
And he spake thusly:
Our Frogger,
Who art in Kekistan,
Hallowed be thy memes.
Thy Pepe come, Thy Will be dubs,
In Real Life as on the Internet.
Give us this dank our daily spice,
And forgive us our autism, as we forgive those who join us.
And lead us not into cuckolding,
But deliver us from normies.
For Thine is the Pepe, Harambe, and the Holy Covfefe.
For the Best Timeline Forever
¡Ameme!
"This is the prayer of the day!", sayeth The Apostle.
"The way is paved in green for ye who seek Truth!"
And with that, he ventured off.
In the beginning, there was Everything, and it was unstable AF so it burst forth.
Only you can prevent not getting a reach around.
<^>
Nigga, is that you?
We've talked about how fucking conceited and full of hubris this "Thou doth not lub Jeebus correctly" schtick is.
Your witness of what?
The guy who told you about Josh, the Magic Jew, from a long line of Magic Jews???
Or don't be a Holier Than Thou faggot and explain what you mean.
You could do that, y'know…
Did I just put bibeconcernthumperfag into a corner and he bitched out like a leftist?
That assumes the parade was ever really going to happen on that day in the first place…
K.
I've met what you would call "His Father", though you'd deny The Mother.
IT is the most terrifying and wonderful thing I could never explain to you, nor could you ever imagine, if you've never been there.
There's a very distinct sensation of "do not fuck with Us"… but you wouldn't anyway… but now you know… for certain.
IT's real…
And IT's Glorious.
With a particular breathing pattern in a Beta-state (moving), you don't need the drugs, boy-o.
But…
You're blinded by your book and can't see past it.
Even though you don't trust the ones who gave it to you, let alone The Jew who gave it to them, let alone the Babylonians/Akkadians/Sumerians they continued the ELohim from…
Please.
Ride off on your high horse.
Ah yes… the old trope:
"You may enter the battlefield an atheist, but you leave a Christian."
Even if I had the same experience without any reference of your Fish Hat Christ…
It doesn't matter to you… now does it?
You KNOW because you were told by people who fuck kids.
Goose Step is better than Gas Chamber… amirite?!
Holy fuck this guy is autistic and I love him.
This is either "even vaguely legit" or the best Super AD&D + Character book I've ever seen.
"After a few refreshments and telling him about the benefits of wearing tight underwear in places where the sand is cheap…"
Fuckin' love this guy.
You speak of anti-christs and reptilians in the same breath…
Alien Jesus seems like a fit for you.
As for LARPing as the concept of Lucifer, the Ethereal Dog'n'Pony show…
I understand that you have even attempted Solipsism, let alone the Quantum form, let along what happens when you apply that to The Divine.
How lost you are.
https://imgur.com/t0TZMUk
I'm not saying it's aliens… buuuuuut….
I know, I know.
Anyone who doesn't fall in line with your infallible narrative is a … whatever you called me.
THAT'S MY POINT!
Jesus was a shapeshifter whether he was GOD, a HYBRID (100%God/100%Man or 50/50 on the manalien schtick), or an ALIEN.
Eeeeeeeeeeither way.
When I went All In…
I chose to know that, as well.
I can't take it back.
And sweet merciful Goddess…
I don't want to.
THAT'S RIGHT!
HE ORDERED THEM TO GET MARRIED FIRST!!!
Oh wait… that was The Jew…
Did… did Jesus ever say marriage was a necessary part of the New Covenant?
I mean… he was a Rabbi so he did the thing but like… diiiiid he ever give any straight up thoughts on the matter?
Asking for a Jew.