>>2647299
I'm so glad I found this post! I saw it last night and thought it was a joke, but then thought maybe it wasn't. Surely not, but I had to know. Looked for it but couldn't find it. And, now lo and behold, you're actually serious. Bless your little cotton socks.
I've heard a lot of clever theories about who founded the Church, but this one beats them all. The Mushroom Cult, with satanism built right in. Please, I beg you, show me your research supporting this claim. And, I don't mean the lovely infographic you''ve helpfully supplied. You do have an active imagination.
But, seriously, Jesus Christ founded the Church when He made the Apostle Peter the first pope. It's right there in the Bible. Can't find the passage at the moment but it's not hard to find. What "BIble" are you reading that tells of sacrificing children? You need better sources, anon. The mind reels.