So, what kind of trolling op should be performed against that Baphomet statue in Arkansas? Any AK anons around?

Have some ideas.

1. Put HRC's "What Happened?" book in one of his hands.

1. Wrap a sign with the word "Faggot" around his neck.

1. Use blow torch to make a hole in his mouth, then put a giant dick in it.

Any potentially funnier ideas that can be pulled?