Which strongly suggests that she is a businesswoman
Out to make a buck from all those women
Who want to play witch
And travel to Salem, Mass.
Because that is like Jerusalem, right?
Meanwhile the real witches
Go to the real Jerusalem
Or to the pyramids
And have nothing to do with small American town
Where a bunch of silly girls
Got high on ergot from moldy rye grain
And teenage cattiness turned lethal
The other thing about real witches
Is they have LOTS of connections
With the rich and the powerful