I did NOT find this on the Onion…

NARAL Introduces Its Very Own Custom Abortion-Themed Ice Cream Flavor: 'Rocky Roe v. Wade'

Pro-abortion Portland residents can now enjoy a brand-new custom, abortion-themed flavor of ice cream, "Rocky Roe v. Wade" at a series of NARAL-sponsored ice cream socials designed to foment "resistance" to Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.

These people are s-ck.