How To Get Rid Of Paranoid Conspiracy Theorists

Are you as sick and tired as I am of all those tinfoil hat-wearing conspiracy nutters who express skepticism whenever the kind and beneficent US intelligence agencies bestow us with urgent information about a new country in need of regime change?

Do you want to get rid of that kooky fringe 74 percent of Americans who believe in a “Deep State” which controls the elected government?

Well you’re in luck, bucko! I happen to have compiled right here a list of six simple steps that our compassionate government and fearless media can take to rid America of these looney toon paranoid conspiracy theorists once and for all:

1. Stop fucking lying all the time.

2. Try some actual fucking government transparency.

3. Stop fucking killing people.

4. Stop promoting fucking conspiracy theories.

5. Stop being such fucking assholes.

6. Maybe try some fucking democracy for once.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-08-20/johnstone-how-get-rid-paranoid-conspiracy-theorists