"if you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen" applies, anon.
there are even bakers here - kek!
trying to explain this place is all about your perspective - yours is best deemed 'curious but sleepy'.
Not to be pedantic, but "lurk moar" applies as well - will let you understand after following a week or two. If you don't have the time, write about something else.
note: I have yet to see a reasonably unbiased, accurate summary published anywhere