it's simple… cohen lies under oath and says he committed crimes that he didn't. gets evidence introduced that helps POTUS (think tapes). POTUS then pardons cohen for lying under oath for saying he committed crimes that he didn't commit. how can anyone be mad at a pardon like that?
oh shit… perhapts he was directed to make payments to two women to MAKE accusations…. remember all those bitches that made accusations about trump before the election?