>>2697881 (PB)
Let me guess, 4 brothers, 3 sisters, a mom but no Dad and about 20-25 new "uncles" a week -- and YOU are the deep thinker in the family?
We don't make silk in the US, butthead. Certainly not of this quality.
Now, go eat the corn out of Brock's ass.
I've was assigned to the anti-sub patrol. I've been spending my weekends canoing the Huron River east of Ann Arbor looking for snorkels and unexplained wakes.
Like all things military, it's mostly-fucked up – I live in Texas and the commute is a real bitch. Thank God I at least get mileage.