What do Haiti and a shithole have in common? You don't want to step foot in either one.
Go even more childish with the response. Say "ummmm… You said a wordy dirty!"
It'll work in the south. Believe me on that. Sayings older than hell down there and is used as a kids joke.
How about one that says
OMG, Drumph was right…
it IS a shithole!
Or
If it wasn't a shithole, then why have millions been collected to fix it?
KEK!!!