How Uranium One played out (in my autistic mind warped by years of excessive television viewing):
HRC sold our Uranium to Russia
Which Russia then sold to ALL of our enemies
Hussein found out and was like, "Dangit, Hillary! Why did you go and do that?"
And HRC was like, "Because Putin said he would tell everyone I'm evil and fuck and eat children if I didn't give it to him."
Hussein was like, "But you don't fuck and eat children."
Hillary: "Yes, I do"
Hussein: "Well, that's a pickle. I'm sorry, Hillary, but you're going to have to take the fall for this."
Hillary: "Vlad said that if you expose any of this then he'll reveal how you're a Kenyan-born homosexual CIA plant and traitor to the United States".
Hussein was like, "Dammit, that Putin is a damned genius. Okay, I understand now. No worries. But we need to make sure no one finds out cause of muh legacy."
They were all going to sweep it all under the rug once she was POTUS… BY STARTING WWIII AND KILLING PUTIN (smart)
BUT they didn’t count on Bernie and Trump’s miracle campaigns threatening their plans.
So they enlisted Putin's help to rig HRC's victory by spying on their rivals… thinking that Putin didn't know about their WWIII plans.
But then a Nebraska boy named Seth Rich came along and basically out-foxed Putin. lol
Then it all went to shit.
Assange did the Deep State dirty. (Podesta’s food fetish… why? WHY?!)
When Putin saw the tide turning against HRC, he told the Dems to blame him for the leaks and to get their moles in Trump’s campaign to start setting up meetings with his Russian agents to legitimize this new Trump/Russian collusion false narrative.
HRC was like, "Vlad, you're a G-damned genius!"
Only thing was that, at the same time, Putin contacted Trump’s camp to let them know HRC was spying on them and trying to implicate them in a Russian collusion narrative.
He led HRC/the DNC/Obama right into a trap and they fell for it.
They actually trusted Putin!
Maybe Putin knew HRC was going to try to take him out once she was in office (WWIII?) as her way of sweeping U1 under the rug and he beat her to the punch.
Fast forward to where we are now.
Trump has gotten Putin to come clean about all this.
Trump respects Putin for trying to do what’s best for his country and for his strategic maneuvering (evil as it is).
Trump is willing to work with Putin, China, and all their puppets, but he wants denuclearization.
What’s playing out in Korea and Iran is the scripted microcosm of what’s going on between the US and all of Asia.
Why would they denuclearize?
Because we have a new weapon so much fucking crazier than nukes (rods from God?) that all those countries are surrendering (for now).
That’s what I think happened.