these "incidents" bring back a fond memory of my younger years when a country cousin demonstrated to his city cuz what a "stump trained" cow was.
he jumped on a 2 foot high stump, called his favorite heifer over, dropped his pants as the the cow backed up to him, then she dropped a giant load in his skivvies that were around his ankles. mug #2 could be a relative.
I still tear up with laughter when reminiscing.