Look newfaggots!
John S McCain is legit dead.
He was arrested by Naval Officers and given a Military Tribunal and summarily Executed.
The whole "dog having his day" is his payment for helping defeat our Enemies.
In exchange for his help, which no doubt saved MILLIONS of LIVES, he is a given a HERO's NARRATIVE, EULOGY and FUNERAL!
Now move the fuck on and DIG MEME AND PRAY