No Name became Senator a year after he got married to his wife, Cindy McCain, he became sentaor. His wife professionally worked with retards. Look here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cindy_McCain
The timeline after the marriage and his election is fast. What if No Name was a retard trained by his wife, and Cindy McCain is actually the fowl player? This is the reason why he can't raise his hands over his head.
Q1744: "Follow the wives"
When looking at the following two videos live and side-by-side, you see very similar mannerisms between No Name and someone with down syndrome, especially they way they always look at the paper:
https://www.nbcnews.com/video/watch-john-mccain-s-full-speech-at-2008-al-smith-dinner-1306691139788?v=raila
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP7O9qWeDfk
Stubby fingers. Squares not rectangles between the joints of the fingers. "Wide, short hands with short fingers":
https://www.nichd.nih.gov/health/topics/down/conditioninfo/symptoms