I suspect that they used underwater missiles/bombs to engineer a crisis in Haiti, whereupon several villages worth of children could go missing "in the crisis" and no one would think to look twice for them.
Projecting your consciousness and sending it into the past in order to change it.
Trump was so distraught after seeing what Hillary did to the country, that he crafted a time machine from Tesla's notes and projected his consciousness into the past, spreading his consciousness throughout the Earth's entire magnetosphere and bringing us to the timeline we're in now, where the Internet was never supposed to be invented and implemented the way it is
An alternate timeline with the Cabal seizing full control over every news source across the globe. Trump's disdain stems from the evil he's seen committed by the Cabal in the original, uncontested timeline.