Where were you given the wrong impression this was a serious board?
Read any 10 posts at random and see if they seem serious to you.
The incels here insist on pictures since they can't see any real ones, due to low social skills/
Some of us go harvest our own
Fictional and not very credible since it it counter-intuitive.
It does meet the minimal test for a conspiracy theory (dead isn't real dead)
It is the opposite from the old Beatles scam "Paul is dead"