Giant negroid asses are a tool of the cabal.
No slide, anon. Get rid of your MSM brainwashing that normalizes obesity and you'll be on board with the anons who actually use their brains.
Your concern is concerning.
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That's racist for (picks libtard card) blondes driving Italian cars is cultural appropriation!
Good theory.
Slightly narrower than a horse, but probably bigger than a donkey.
From a biological standpoint, the ideal ass would be a bit wider than a man's to allow room for a head to pass through the pelvis, with decent muscle tone (squats) showing physical fitness.
Americans don't really need/value Rubenesque features any more, because starvation isn't an issue in the first world. Therefore, the "plump" ass promoted by the MSM is primarily an indicator of future problems with obesity and bankruptcy via medical problems.
My apologies in advance, anons…
You'll need some eyebleach next bread.
Did you need lube for the troop transport?