That fucking satellite is the whole reason I got here in the first place
>be alien dude chilling in space
>have space treaty of peace with space niggas
>probes detect strange object in orbit of neutral planet
>team goes in to investigate
>huge violation of treaty, major tampering with native life, sink Atlantis to cover it up
Meanwhile I'm stuck here on this rock. You try to civilize the native primitives in each life, but it's an uphill battle and people be crucifying you and shit. The ride never ends