Guys I've seen the light, Microchip has played us like fiddles from the very beginning, scales are falling from my eyes he has to be smartest person on the entire internet, Q is now debunked and we all owe great tribute to his superior intelligence!
Welp, that's it, we can pack up the board and leave. I'm going to start with donating to Microchip's Patreon and support him by becoming his First Disciple, who's in?