Forced to put on the charade of a funeral before he was even dead would help explain Megstan's behavior.
POTUS: HELLO! MY NAME IS DONALD TRUMP! YOU KILLED OUR COUNTRY! PREPARE TO DIE! Offer me money.
SWAMP: Yes!
POTUS: Power, too, promise me that.
SWAMP: All that I have and more. Please.
POTUS: Offer me everything I ask for.
SWAMP: Anything you want…
POTUS: I want our country back, you son of a bitch.
It's already in lb notables. See tippy-top^^^ #UnitedWeStand