Kek!
Thanks for the analysis. Like the anons last night, I struggled matching everything he had on his chest with the chart, and then determining the right order. I think a good conduct medal is awarded every 4 years (assuming you earn one). Bottom line, all his awards looked like they came from Tijuana: they lacked that, bright, crisp look.
If I had the skilz, I'd make a meme of Hilldawg sitting in Old Sparky, head shaved, as the boyz were hooking up the electrical shit.
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