LOL tried making a twitter account just to see if they would fuck with my posts. Tried to use the "email verification" method for my twitter handle involving the word PATRIOT. They said they were sending me a verification email. After about 10 minutes of no email I hit refresh, and ACCOUNT HAS BEEN LOCKED FOR SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR. PLEASE USE YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND PASS A GOOGLE CAPTCHA

Oddly proud of this unfair treatment.