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I'll just say it, just to say it.
LDR, if you're not Satan incarnate (because I already dated her and pretty sure you're not) then I'll play with your muffin, but only if you quit being an asshole.
Or.. okay. You can be an asshole just fine, just stop being a richfag and drinking expensive wine, because that's just a waste of fucking money.
Mmmmmk. Ok. thanks.
-Your friend
Anonymous
Me too. Here's to you, Anon. Hope it works out.
If it does, get a job as a volunteer, if possible. That's what I want to do.