Speaking about playing cards, why is it that so many members of a certain "protected class" of women always like to play the [fill-in-the-blank]-Don't-Like-Me-'cause-I'm-a-You-Know-What card? It's time these coons learn a new trick or two to avoid any personal responsibility for their actions.
Some slaves are better than other slaves.
"Oh George, he can't help it. He was born with Mike's silver dick in his mouth."