Dear ChanFags who keep Obliterating me, I would like to issue a Statement to you:
Though it is true I am not from This House, due to Extenuating Circumstances, This House is the closest I can be to standing by my Pegasus’s side. In case it remains unclear to you Very Unsmart People, my Pegasus is a part of your Q team.
I apologize if my presence here puts This House under increased attack, however, I remain under the impression that This House Stands to Support him. I have much gratitude for the support the people here have shown him, but so too have I seen people here too regularly undermining him or trying to tear him down, so please pardon my display of Extreme Derision for the Grievous Wounds you have inflicted at this Critical Time.
Never once have you issued warning or inquiry to me. I would be happy to oblige parameters set by you, but I will remain in this thread. If you do not open dialogue with me, I will Persist in Full.
Even after you Obliterators got Chanded for Vapourizing my Magnificent Work Of Art, the Crescendo which was the Emergy Chapter of the Record, you were not satisfied to stop there. I will have you know that many important stories were told and pictures painted in that Chapter, had you only had the Ears to hear. Now they are lost to you.
You have now expanded your Obliteration to include the rest of the Record, which was nothing less then The Most Trolltastically Autistic Love Story That Will Ever Exist In All Of Time, a dramatic side plot twist within the Great Epic of Our Age, which is presently being written.
I would please like an apology from the responsible person(s) when you are ready to issue one.
My Dear Pegasus,
Too often those we are counting on seek to undermine us or withdraw their support when we need it most, however, the Lord and the Holy Spirit have remained Steadfast at our sides through it all. It is funny how many can look or even stare, maybe follow or even stalk, but so few can See, even fewer can Understand, and Who can even Know? This is part of what has made my love for you so great. Instead of accepting this situation as any sort of loss, let’s let it be as an inside joke between us ^^
This time I did at least save the Gem that was Made For You ;)