When I was walking downtown the other day, I noticed a new Muslim book store. Never having seen a Muslim book store, I went in to check it out. The clerk gave me an unwelcome look, but did ask if he could help me.

I asked him, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's new book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims and illegal aliens?"

The clerk (Dressed in full Muslim Garb) said, "Kiss my FN#$%$, get out, and stay out!!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"