Clockfags use seconds, minutes, hours and dates to do… something. It's just a shill thing to blend in, but since they arent hurting anything, we just let them hang around. Like that crazy uncle. Everyone just nods, and gives them a pat in the back.
God forbid you bring this up, though. You'll be arguing with them for days about how inept you are for not getting it. Even though they can't explain it.