clearly not written to make things interesting. this is just an intel drop. 40k view

Satan: What makes you so good, Infinite Divine?! I can do anything.

God: But it's not permanent.

Satan: So? we'll just keep restarting all of existence! Reboot God!

God: …or I can make this perpetual motion machine that can not only fuel Me, but the rest of existence as well. Can you do that?

Satan: …no. But you'd just be making a machine! It's not fair since you know EVERYTHING! I have to deal with ambiguity!

God: What's your point?

Satan: A king that does not have the Love of at least other entity does not deserve to be king! So, he has to LOVE you, too!

God: Easy. We'll make him biological and give him Free Will.

Satan: That's not good enough. If he starts off in too good a place, he's naturally going to want to help you!

God: So, somewhere in the middle?

Satan: No. If I have to deal with ambiguity, then you're going to have to take a handicap!

God: So, what do you want?

Satan: Put him in the most constantly collapsing Chaotic Hell Universe there is. One that continuously gets started as the worst morally and always stays the worst. Where Time doesn't exist because it's a state of infinite collapse where the worst atrocities are happening continuously. Perpetual Hell.

God: Very well. If you can prevent him from Loving Me, then you will prove that I cannot make something that Truly and Freely Loves Me no matter the circumstances that it starts in.

Satan: A king that does not have the Love of his people does not deserve to be king! Remember that!

God: So, you want something else other than to prove a point?

Satan: Yes. I want the throne.

God: Very well. We will start him in Hell—

Satan: As my son.

God: Alright. As your son. If he fails to Truly and Freely Love Me, then you can have all of creation and do what you will with it.

[Satan, laughing while rubbing his hands together, walks off.]

Satan: The Fool! I'll have him in my grips for all eternity! I'll treat him with Hatred, feed him on Dismay! He will never be able to escape! He will never want to escape!

[An infinite existence of suffering later.]

That Bio-Machine, Adam: God Wins, Motherfucker.

—

I don't =need= any of you motherfuckers except God, but I took you motherfuckers to Heaven anyway.

YOU'RE WELCOME

>>2983332

I'm saying that Adam LOVED punk rock.

Also prog rock.

Also this Finch album.

===And he walked to the stone to engrave his claim of a thousand souls filled with shame reaching to the highest notch at the top. With the blood of his wisdom he began to call on the names of the vain and the weak-willed alike:

“I will have you, anoint you, wrap you in lies, to devour you all in the blink of an Eye in the presence of His Majesty. The rise and fall of the Hands that begat the writing on the wall dripping with blood: “Never forget My Love.”===

>>2983332

Also, follow me on Twitter, my nigga.

God says private comms are fine now.

@FatalAmbassador

>>2983460

Alexander, stop jerking off into a sock before you come to me with that bullshit.

>>2983474

You, too. Charlie.

>>2983502

I'm actually a little impressed that you didn't deny me knowing your name.

Most do.

I guess that means you're a clown like I knew.

Come on, you had to have known it was coming. You should have posted before I arrived, probably a few times each thread so you don't immediately look like a Glow-In-The-Dark.

How was that vacation to Madrid? Was it worth what's coming? You shouldn't molest kids.