If you're not sitting between a case of Jack Daniels and Depends… you ain't NIGHTSHIFT.

I'm neither, but mad respect to you who are!!

>>3001015

Then he wears an apron while he gets smacked in the ass with a paddle too newfag.

LURK MOAR

>>3001043

too gotdam many that's how many.

"I got a secret that you don't know"… but you can goog it…pfft… uber gay!!

>>3001110

feet that ugly with shoes… def needs socks!!

>>3001127

New here? click the red numbers above ^^

>>3001196

Best method of cleaning Jack Daniels off a keyboard… quicklike???

>>3001227

that'll ruin my blow!!

>>3001248

"Jack off of a keyboard" … not jack off a keyboard

Let's let the newfags earn their keep.

Alice = HRC

Wonderland = SA

Godfather III = Vatican

Iron Eagle = ???

Inverstegerte!!!

>>3001334

Still hit it 'doh!

>>3001358

I'll rub while you tug!!

>>3001377

So THAT'S how they get yeast infections?!?!?

>>3001428

This place was so much cooler before you showed up.

But welcome reddit!! this is 8chan….

>>3001443

Kek!! found a pic of my mom posing just like that.

She still turns me down sadly.

>>3001475

Every dick hasn't had your mom…but your mom has had every dick.

Discuss.

>>3001530

kek!

How do I up-vote posts??

-Every newfag EVER

>>3001610

>>3001624

between your moms butthole and her bagina

>>3001646

KEK!!! you racist fuk!!

>>3001648

Lost? You must be looking for BLM. They're the next post over…>>>

>>3001659

So that's where I left my tootsie-roll? Thank you anon!!

>>3001685

"Racist" a made up person invented in 1249 BCE by the Sumerians who encountered foreigners who don't want to play by the rules.

They called them "Akkadians" back then though.