Remember me?

It pains me to say this but I was once stupid and… evil. It's true. But I was compromised.

You stupid fucks that still work here don't have that excuse. You're just idiots. Brainwashed fucking idiots. I know because I helped create you. It's true. And for that I apologize. But like I said, I was comped.

Anyway, you're on the wrong side of history. President Trump gave me a path out and I quickly and thankfully accepted it.

You'll need to find your own way out. Sorry I can't help you anymore than that.