I had a band-aid and some bruising over my left eyebrow about two months ago. I was carrying a heavy box downstairs and missed a step and fell down the rest of the stairs. I had all sorts of bruises, a twisted ankle, a bad injury to my knee that I'm just starting to get over. I also rammed my shoulder into a wall and hit my head on the door jam thus the bruising, cut, band aid and lump on my head.
Sometimes a band-aid and bruise is just a band aid and a bruise, fucktard.
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Don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out…I guess I should just say hit you on the way out because you are ALL ASS.