"Ihr sollt nichts vom Blut essen."
>EXPLAIN THE METEOR THAT CRASHED THROUGH THE ROOF OF MY GARAGE AND TOOK OUT THE WEED EATER LAST YEAR
Wait… a meteor crashed through your roof and blowed up your weed eater?
"Can you describe the damage, sir?" "Yes, one weed eater: blowed up."
My weed eater's motor burned up during use a couple months ago, but your story is way cooler on the "weed eater destruction drama" scale. Way cooler.