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>>3008026

[Q TEAM] IS A LARP.

1 hour and 37 mins remaining.

Stay tuned.

>>3008420

I AM THREATENING TO MURDER EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF QTEAM.

I WILL RAPE AND KILL THIER SONS, DAUGHTERS, WIVES, HUSBANDS,PETS AND BURN THEIR HOUSES DOWN.

Ok…a reasonable anon would consider that if [Q TEAM] really worked for POTUS, they would look into my claims and at least be on their way here or alert the local authorities, right? That has not happened. Why? QTEAM is a LARP.

When the timer runs out and I am still here today, tomorrow and next week, you will have to realize Q is fake.

They “have it all”, right?

FFS.

Grow up.

Q is fake.

Prove me wrong.

I am openly threating high level government officials close to POTUS, right?

Less than 10 people know, right?

Where are they?

Where are the cops?

Where is ANYBODY?

Q IS A LARP.

Reconcile.

24 HOURS LATER.

Still here.

This is fun!

Seriously, anons, you gotta try this.

You can threaten [Q TEAM] all you want.

They can't do anything.

[Reddit]: Done

[4chan]: pending

[8chan]: pending.

Enjoy the show.

TIME TO STEP IT UP:

New experiment:

Pay attention anons:

Ahem.

Q TEAM!

I AM A PEDOPHILE!

I HAVE CHILDREN TRAPPED IN MY BASEMENT.

I WILL FUCK THEM, MURDER THEM AND DRINK THEIR ADRENOCHROME.

YOU HAVE LESS THAN 2 HOURS TO FIND ME.

TICK TOCK.

Stay tuned, anons.

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>>3024350

WHERE IS Q TEAM????

WHERE ARE THE COPS????

WHERE IS THE FBI????

[Q TEAM]

[PSB]

Expect pain.

>>3024307

Shut the fuck up, kikehole.

Expect an update in 4 hours.

We will still be here.

Why?

[Q TEAM] is a fucking LARP.

>>3024455

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

PEDOBEASTANON here.

WHERE THE FUCK IS Q?

I HAVE KIDNAPPED CHILDREN THAT I AM GOING TO SACRIFICE TO MOLOCH.

IF Q DOES NOT RESPOND /HERE/ IN LESS THAN AN HOUR, THEIR BLOOD WILL BE ON Q's HANDS.

>>3024532

Lol. Yea. It blends nicely.

>>3024536

Here ya go:

>>3024533

No.

We are here to shitpost and chew bubble gum.

We have plenty of both.