I see what you did there…
Til the kids go to bed?
Oh, oopsie. I thought you were using reverse psychology so they would post more. It isn't actually porn, you know. It is just naked bodies. It's okay. Some people seem to have hang-ups about naked bodies, which is really too bad because those same people probably have very sad sex lives, and that's just sad.
I truly hope he went to an all-boys school and the Dems either didn't know or ignored it. And then I hope he OUT-IGNORED it and aced them. That would be just the BEST. They can't snap back, they just have to suck it.
Closest match I have seen so far.