Berenstain
Ty for the (you). I had to get out of my comfy chair to go take a photo of the book kek. I don't do it for (you)s obviously though.
Incidentally, I thought I had one actually called "The Berenst[a|e]in Bears" but I am really not sure of that now.
Also, I do remember it as Berenstein, but probably just didn't pay that much attention as I was obviously learning to read.
That name is ripe with anagrams kek
https://new.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=Aaronskolnik&t=500&a=n
NO SILK ANORAK.
OAK LIONS RANK.
ANAL INK RANKS.
NARK ALSO OINK.
Maybe his direct dial at FEMA? Those tweets earlier indicated he didn't work for FEMA any more though…