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That's an amazing story, Anon!
I once met a man that claimed to be the Angel Michael and Jesus Christ. I met him on the Hopi Reservation in August 2003. I was homeless and sleeping in a tent and hadn't seen or talked to anyone for perhaps a week. I was reading a book on Astral Projection and decided that that evening I would Astral Project and talk to Jesus and ask him what the fuck was going on and if I met him, I swear…I was going to kick him right in the fucking almonds! So, as I was Astral Projecting, I fell asleep…nothing! I was so pissed at myself for falling asleep during my Astral Projection that I really did want to kick someone in the nuts! So, I got up that morning and there was a man sitting at a picnic table…a kind of short guy with a shaved head. He wore Levi's and a pair of cowboy boots. He carried a walking stick with Hopi symbols carved into it and an Eagle Feather. When I saw him and he saw me, he said:
"You wanted to talk to me. That's why I am here."
Fucking mind fucked…forever!