The World is watching.
The World is changing.
My fellow Americans we have come upon a constitutional crisis. Many of your political leadership is at this moment being arrested for treason and other crimes. Please remain calm, steps have been taken to protect the public. More information will be forthcoming.
If Purple People Eaters are real… where do they find purple people to eat?
If the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy had babies would they take your teeth and leave chocolate for you?
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt.
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other.
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches.
We have a lot of rain in June.
The river stole the gods.
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent.
He didn’t want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway.
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all.
The shooter says goodbye to his love.
Trump To Announce $200 Billion In New China Tariffs As Soon As Monday
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-09-15/trump-announce-200-billion-new-china-tariffs-soon-monday