Nuclear football. Carried with him at all times in case of emergency, just like the nuclear football. Not an actual "football" or as we Americans call it, "soccer ball."
Make the penalty for false reporting identical to the penalty for whatever the hell the accusation is. False rape accusation? You go to prison for as long as an actual rapist. Bullshit will come to a screeching halt.
>it seems like they all want to get into hunting
Wifeanon hunts with me. Shit, she dropped a doe dead in her tracks last season while all I bagged was a measly bitch coyote. She doesn't do it to be cool, though. She does it because she actually enjoys it and wants to become more self-sufficient with regard to…if the shit truly hits the fan and I'm not around, she needs to be able to provide for our child. We also go predator hunting together. But the women who do all of this shit just to be cool and think it attracts men can fuck off.