Well I haven't owned a TV in at least a decade. Nothing but internet here. No clue how to watch the travestite awards so ill just bombard them on twitter

#drama

#comedy

#winner

#tvseries

#producer

#writer

#emmywemmy

#actress

#series

#actors

#twoemmys

#wonemmys

#actoremmys

#star

#time

>>3064856

UPDATE FROM NASA

@NASA We are having our graphics department draw up some highly convincing CGI right now. Sorry for the delay. Please stand by while we deliver some more distractions for the sleepwalking masses.

who the fuck are these people at this awards event???? wtf is that statue they keep passing around…

Someone should smash that stupid thing with their dick

>>3065109

aaannnd theres your cgi….

fuckin shit works every time. look at the retweets.

Jeff Daniels just gave special thanks to his horse "Apollo" while receiving his golden JEW award.

…these people…