QANON BAKERS WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT QANON WAS HERE AND EVERYONE WAS REJOICING AND SINGING HYMNS BECASUE IT WAS FINALLY FINALLY THE BIG MOAB BIG DROP BIG REVEAL BIG NAMES BIG BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM [RED CARPET] EVENT BUT AS I LOOK I SEE THAT NOTHING HAPPENED AT ALL IT WAS JUST ALL FEVER DREAM WHAT HAPPENED IS IT REALLY JUST [NEXT WEEK] YOU ALL PROMISED A BIG BOOM???
LAST NIGHT WAS FINALLY IT THE [RED CARPET] EVENT!!!! OMG OMG OMG IT HAPPENED!!! DID YOU SEE IT?? EVERYTHING WAS [DECLAS] AND HRC WENT TO JAIL AND THE NATIONAL GUARD WERE ACTIVATED AND WE'RE NOW IN MARTIAL LAW!!!!
QANON BAKERS HOLY SHIT THE ]RED CARPET] EVENT THAT QANON THE MOST HOLY PROPHECIED FINALLY HAPPENED LAST NIGHT NO COINCIDENCES NOW WE HAVE ARRESTED EVERYONE AND THE CABAL IS DEAD HOLY SHIT IT WAS AWESOME DID YOU SEE IT JUST LIKE QANON AND EVERYONE HERE PROMISED LAST NIGHT IT WAS INCREDIBLE I FEEL LIKE NEW ANON!!!
THIS IS A LIE CHECK YOU BREADS NEWGFAGGOT YOU'LL SEE I CALLED OUT QANON BUT HE DIDN'T WANT TO BOOM BOOM AND RAN AWAY WHY WON'T HE ASNWER MY QUESTIONS??