Release some of the first unredacted texts, please.

Carpet bombing some names

But leaving just enough ambiguity

To have us begging for more.

Don't worry, CanuckAnons.

POTUS will get you a good deal.

>>3087203

kek

>>3087215

Straightface Solomon was a giddy schoolgirl last night.

>>3087241

POTUS loves Thu Night Prime Time cause

it kills the NFL ratings even moar than normal.

>>3087276

Suburban Real Estate Urgent News Brief:

Exit all REITS specializing in apartment/condo

The Curry Trade is being disrupted

Repeat, the Curry Trade is Fucked.

>>3087333

DegenerateAllShifter is the best way to go.

NightShift always talks shit about DayShift.

DayShift doesn't even know NightShift exists.

>>3087377

Uh-oh, Dims.

When Canary Coalminer Collins isn't a sure Flipper

And you got weak sauce.

This about to get good now.

>>3087380

POTUS: Tell them you got some juicy shit.

PotusPlant: Yes sir.

MSM: We got juicy shit.

PotusPlant: What? I don't remember shit.

MSM: Um…

POTUS: More FAKE NEWS shit folks.

>>3087512

> there was never any such thing as "shifts' before

Define your definition of "before"

>>3087581

By appearances, [RR] is going down with the ship.

Does POTUS fire?

Do we have to go the Impeach route?

Or, Does ]Sessions[ unrecuse and step in?